omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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