please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
it glows. i had to have it.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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