Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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