I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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