He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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