Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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