Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I wish i was in the wii world.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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