I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Rumble strips road head = magical
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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