She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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