Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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