Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Randomize
