Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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