...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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