4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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