Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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