so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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