Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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