NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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