If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I see more hoeing in ur future
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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