Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Damn victory sex feels great
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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