He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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