This girl is more easily done than said...
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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