I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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