Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
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