shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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