if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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