I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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