what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
its liver damage thursday
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