honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
