guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Everyone says I win the strip club
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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