He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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