Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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