shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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