When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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