youre lurking in front of me
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Randomize
