is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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