god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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