I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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