"it" just moved
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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