You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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