she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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