You're my little dorito
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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