She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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