I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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