4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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