I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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