His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
