it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so let's talk penis.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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