the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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