But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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